How to Have a Happy Marriage While Traveling

What happens if you're traveling with your spouse and...-the hotel is crap-you don't feel confident in your swimsuit-your bags got lost -you have no power steering on muddy roads -the plane is having mechanical trouble and delays take-off for 3 hours-you feel like a sweaty, yucky homeless person while backpacking abroad-the map and signs are not helping-your spouse can't eat dairy or gluten and